A Committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but as a group decide that.
A baby sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.
A bad woman(wife) drinks a lot of her own bad butter-milk.
A banker is someone who lends you an umbrella when the sun is shining, and who asks for it back when it start.
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it's two-tired.
A bird does not sing because it has an answer -- it sings because it has a song.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
A blind hawk will even find an a corn.
A blind man can see his mouth.
A book is like a garden in the pocket.
A boys best friend is his mother and there's no spancel stronger than her apron string.
A brook would lose its song if God removed the rocks.
A buckle is a great addition to an old shoe.
A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.
A budget is something we go without to stay within.
A burnt child dreads the fire.
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
A calm sea does not make a skilled sailor.
A camel does not tease another camel about his humps.
A camel is a horse designed by a committee.
A candidate is someone who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them.
A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.
A careless word may kindle strife.
A cat between two houses, a rabbit between two holes, the two liveliest.
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